Jul
23

Top 10 ways to know if your church is addicted to facebook

Top 10 Ways to know if your church is addicted to facebook

10. If you miss sunday service because you didn't receive an event invitation

9. When you sing the song "oh what a friend we have in Jesus" you change the lyrics to "oh what a friend request we have in Jesus"

8. You see revival services and alter calls as photo ops to be tagged

7.  Sermons like "The good shephard" remind you that you have to update your farmville app

6. You wait until the pastor asks the congregation to turn off their cell phones so you can update your status with "Sitting in service"

5.  You attempted to pay your tithes using facebook credits

4. Instead of daily devotionals you read status updates to see who's quoting scripture

3.  You make more friend requests on facebook than you invite church or family members to dinner

2. You sign prayer request cards with your email and password instead of using your first and last name

1. Your reading this because someone had shared the link, and you thought it was so funny you shared the link too!

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